The blogosphere has practically taken over the world. These days people use social media outlets to their advantage to voice their opinion on blogs, Facebook and Twitter. However, there are a lot of blogs where you could get your daily dose of current music, the latest trends in fashion, to even political matters, etc.
It wasn’t too long ago until I came across the Big Ghost Chronicles website, which at first I thought it was actually Ghostface Killah. The person behind this site is mainly known for writing reviews on albums by using the impersonation of the Wu-tang member. No one really “knows” per say, who’s the writer behind this blog. It’s become a phenomenon. People from all over the world to even celebrities and important people view this site and follow Big Ghostfase on Twitter. I believe what makes the Big Ghost Chronicle’s website stand out more than others is that 1. It’s ridiculously hilarious. 2. The whole concept behind the site is completely different from other blogs. And 3. No one really knows who the writer is and I think people really enjoy the mystery behind it all. – I decided that I wanted to interview Big Ghostfase and find out more about the person behind this hilarious blog and see if I could crack him. But that didn’t exactly happened. In our Q&A, Big Ghostfase stayed in character (as usual) the whole entire time. I have to say; “his” answers had me in tears full of laughter.
(Read the Q&A after the break)
Q: Whattup!? This is Kas, aka Womazing, bka Half Woman, Half Amazing. Nah mean? —Introduce yourself. Who you be? lol
A: Ayo whattup ma this the illustrious Grand Imperial Hands of Zeus aka Cocaine Biceps aka Phantom Raviolis aka Volcano Hands the panty melter…better known to yall as Big Ghost the inventor of slaps namhmean.
Q: Sheesh. You beat me with the nicknames there. lol. Now, for the first question…What sparked up the whole concept behind your blog?
A: Basically I seen that the state of the world was in shambles n I figured that mankind needed a hero. So I provide that service namsayin. So a nigga asked hisself ayo whats the best way to get muthafuckas attentions namsayin? Like..where do niggas get they info at? So I googled that shit. Turns out that shit was wikiedia. So it it came to me like a whisper from the Heavens…n I answered that. I made the hood nigga version of wikiedia nahmean.
Q: I hear ya on that. That actually leads up to my next question. Everyone and their momma have a blog nowadays about music, fashion and life. So, at times it could get hard to become noticed in the blogging scene. However, you took another approach by bringing music and comedy together… What do you think has made it so successful?
A: I think what made my shit pop off was the fact that muthafuckas appreciated the truth that was comin from the god nahmean. I was given niggas fruits in a time where the soils was not producing no harvests feel me? I was given em bread at a time where the ovens was too cool to make the yeast rise nahmean. I gave em water at a time when the rivers had run dry namsayin. I think that answers ya question tho.
Q: Did you just say you were giving people fruits? Lolol You’re too much. – Anyway, Have you ever blogged before the BigGhostNahMean (lol, reading that title always makes me laugh) blogspot site? And when did you begin?
A: Nah see the god aint really fuck wit no computers n shit before I decided it was time to take my gospel to humanity nahmean. But nah…I wasnt into doin no shit like that. It just so happened that this was the best way to reach the masses…n thats what I chose to do namsayin. And there you have it…Big Ghost Chronicles.
Q: You’re absolutely hilarious. Have you’ve ever considered doing stand up comedy or maybe youtube videos?
A: Nah see people say to me all the time ayo son you a funny nigga…you should do this that n the third…nahmean. But I aint really kno what they talmbout cos I aint really tryin to do no funny shit like that ma. I speak the truth. I read from eucalyptus scrolls namsayin. I bring the medicine n the serums to the sickly n the crippled nahmean. I provide that shit rite there namsayin.
Q: What could you tell us about the person behind this phenomenal website? What do you enjoy to do besides entertaining others?
A: Ayo the god is a humble individual namsayin. I lounge upon clouds surrounded by beautiful enchantresses n shit…I push a golden chariot wit 7 lions pullin the muthafucka. I punch the sides of mountains to keep my hands warm. I be throwin niggas into the oceans if they disrespect my shit. Other than that I be doin regular shit like mentoring the youth n providin guidance n shit. I eat my bowl of bullets in the morning then I swim across some lakes n knock down a few trees in the forest wit the sides of my palms…that types of shit.
Q: You’re absolutely killin’ me right here LOL! – The album reviews you post are done in a funny matter, but is that how you truly feel about them?
A: Ma…I wouldnt say it if I aint mean it that way namsayin. I dont say shit to be funny. I be puttin meaning behind my words nahmean. My shit aint for the weak-hearted niggas who dont wanna confront the truth. The truth is half yall niggas out there be listenin to some straight corny ass shit b. If niggas got a problem wit that they need to check under they skirts n not come at a nigga who tryin to guide they bitch asses to the promise land nahmean. Blame ya fathers for not raisin you soft ass niggas rite namasyin.
Q: I feel you on that one. I appreciate and respect your honesty 100%. There are a lot of up-and-coming rappers in the scene right now. Are there any you are a fan of?
A: Absolutely. No doubt. I wanna shout my dude Action Bronson first n foremost. Thats my man rite there n son be boxin wit polar bears to keep his shit official. Also I fucks wit the whole Black Hippy movement…Kendrick, Schoolboy Q, Jay Rock n my man Ab Soul. I fucks wit Freddie Gibbs, Boldy James, A$AP Rocky…last but not least my lil bro Kembe X who bout to shut the game down when he get on forreal.
Q: I’m a fan of a lot of the artists you mentioned too. Now for the question some people would like to know the answer to… Do you really dislike Drake and why? lol.
A: Nah I dont dislike the nigga. I think he corny as fuck n makes some bullshit ass music a lot of the time. He sounds like a straight bitch when he sings n be doin a lot of shit to soften up the youth of today. If his influence continues to take hold of these little niggas we gon have a whole generation of soft ass muthafuckas to deal wit yo. Niggas is gon be actin like straight hoes n broads aint gon wanna fuck wit niggas no more n we gon have mad lesbians…the lifestyle kind not the kind from the Girls Gone Wild joints…n they aint gon wanna reproduce wit niggas n there wont be no more babies…n whats gon happen is humanity gon cease to exist cos ey’body gon either be too bitchmade to get witta broad or all the broads aint gon wanna fuck wit no dudes no more. N its gon be Aubrey’s fault. But nah I dont dislike the nigga.
Q: Haha… I agree. I find him a bit corny myself. Onto the next question: What’s in store for the Big Ghost Chronicles in the near future?
A: Mainly its jus gon be mad growth. The empire gon expand namsayin. Imma be on my Alexander the Great shit in 2012. Yall gon see.
Q: Damn, seems like big things poppin’ in 2012 then. Any last words? Plug yourself in. Where could people stay in contact with you?